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Reports indicate that the vampire known as Madonna is still running wild. Darke, on the other hand, appears somewhat distressed by the occurance. 

Criss Angle directed Dee Snider in this stripped down version of Twisted Sister's hit "We're Not Gonna Take It". Angel's direction of the video is clearly in support of his children's cancer foundation, CrissAngelHELP.com and for the upcoming Children's Cancer awareness month of September. Unfortunately the video ended up a big ball of cringe for Snider and Angel.

Hilarious.

Key word being "attempts."

First things first, click the image above to witness for yourself the uncensored glory of Lenny Kravitz's junk.

Kravitz was performing at a theme park in Sweden on Monday night when his little Kravitz decided to jump out and greet the world.

"The producer stepped up and said that they had 'some problems on stage'. A bit later Kravitz came out wearing other trousers. He said 'sorry, I ripped my trousers'," a member of the audience, named only as Sara, told the Expressen tabloid after the show.

A concertgoer captured this splendid occurrence and presented Lenny's tallywacker to the Internet.

This is truly a monumental day in willy history.

This kid recovers in the best way possible! Wait for it...