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The local fire department in Patos, Paraiba, Brazil were called to a bar Feb. 5 with a report of an aggressive monkey with a kitchen knife chasing men.

Lt. Col. Saul Laurentino of the Fire department said the monkey drank a glass of rum at the bar before picking up the knife and chasing after men, leaving the women alone.

"It was a bar staff oversight that ended with the monkey drinking some rum and taking the knife," said Laurentino.

Sounds like some of the bar patrons were just trying to enjoy the simple joys of a monkey knife fight:

Looks like somebody partied a little too hard.

Don't face your fears. Accept them. You have them for good reasons.

Get your stinking drones off me you damned dirty human!

The Royal Burgers’ Zoo in Arnhem, Netherlands was filming some drone footage of their chimpanzee enclosure last week, and things didn’t exactly go as planned.

One of the apes didn’t feel like being spied on, so he knocked the drone out of the sky with a stick.

And after it was disabled, his pal climbed down to make sure it was completely out of commission.

The drone may have been destroyed, but fortunately – for us – the GoPro camera survived.

This is just the latest drone attack from animals around the world, including kangaroos, hawks, rams and geese.

War is coming.