By Unknown
Don't face your fears. Accept them. You have them for good reasons.
monkey
How many of us wash our clothes by hand? Scratch that - how many of us have ever washed our clothes by hand? I'm betting that the answer is close to zero (especially if you're a millennial). Judging by the fact that you're reading this now, you've probably got access to utilities more necessary than the internet, i.e. a washing machine. So what's the big deal? The big deal is that there's a monkey in India that can wash clothes way better than you can. And monkeys don't even wear clothes (well, not naturally). How does that make you feel?
Via Jozivan Antero
The local fire department in Patos, Paraiba, Brazil were called to a bar Feb. 5 with a report of an aggressive monkey with a kitchen knife chasing men.
Lt. Col. Saul Laurentino of the Fire department said the monkey drank a glass of rum at the bar before picking up the knife and chasing after men, leaving the women alone.
"It was a bar staff oversight that ended with the monkey drinking some rum and taking the knife," said Laurentino.
Sounds like some of the bar patrons were just trying to enjoy the simple joys of a monkey knife fight:
Via Burger's Zoo
Get your stinking drones off me you damned dirty human!
The Royal Burgers’ Zoo in Arnhem, Netherlands was filming some drone footage of their chimpanzee enclosure last week, and things didn’t exactly go as planned.
One of the apes didn’t feel like being spied on, so he knocked the drone out of the sky with a stick.
And after it was disabled, his pal climbed down to make sure it was completely out of commission.
The drone may have been destroyed, but fortunately – for us – the GoPro camera survived.
This is just the latest drone attack from animals around the world, including kangaroos, hawks, rams and geese.
War is coming.
