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In other news, metro Vancouver has gone silent after reports of giant arachnid attack.

WGN Morning News in Chicago thought they had caught on to a major story when they began reporting on a suspected plane crash which happened in the area. What they didn't know was that it was all staged. The crash site had been set up to be shot for the NBC TV show Chicago Fire. One thing is for sure here, though: Orson Welles would be proud.

EA has made history... by becoming the only company to win Worst Company in America for the second year in a row. EA beat Bank of America, with the video game company taking nearly 78% of the vote. Rounding out the final four was Ticketmaster and Comcast.

EA tried to fight the PR war early by releasing this quasi-apology from COO Peter Moore when the company was nominated.

Don't worry, though! Local zookoopers Vitaly and Tom are on the case, and they're seasoned lion-wrangling professionals!



May or may not be true.

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