mean

Roses are red
Boring plants are green
These are the meanest roasts
That I've ever seen

These are pretty evil, but very good. 

It's a good reminder that most people are decent most of the time. Most people are kind, friendly, and would go out of their way to help a stranger. Then there's these moments. The trashy moments. The times when people decided to act out of selfishness, greed and complete disregard for the people around them. Wild.