McDonald's

Chris Barnes, 32, was just getting ready to dive into his chicken nuggets when he looked up from his glorious meal to see naked women onscreen very clearly..gyrating. Apparently someone pulled off the screen heist by using an app via their smartphone.


 
A McDonald's spokeswoman said: “This is not content we would deem appropriate and regret it was visible for a short space of time. Having reviewed CCTV we strongly believe that this station was chosen by individuals outside the restaurant, made possible by certain smart phone apps which act as TV controls. Televisions are in place to enhance the customer experience in our restaurants, allowing them to access news, weather and travel information. It is unfortunate that some members of the public choose to ruin this for the majority.”

WARNING: Lots of censored bodies and insanity in this video.

UPDATE: This is the story that keeps on giving. Allegedly the woman in question, Sandra Suarez, went off in that fast food restaurant after an employee of the establishment "turned down her offer of oral sex in the parking lot."

America the beautiful, y'all.