marriage

You don't need to be committed to find these little anecdotes amusing. Marriage, depending on who you ask, can be a blessing and a it can be a curse. But most of the time it seems to make for great tweeting. 

Hollywood has dramatized the wedding proposal so much that the bar has been raised to unreachable heights. Men out there are trying their best to give that special someone the fantasy proposal they've always dreamed of. Still, there are some who been in a loving relationship for years and just want to get the proposal over with... Here are some of those people who couldn't give any less fu*ks.

You really hope this shit is real. It would take a herculean amount of willful ignorance not to notice that your significant other is leaving the house every time they need to use the bathroom, but to be fair, some couples are actually really, really terrible at communication. For those of you who like toilet stories and completely lack class, here's a hilarious airplane bathroom story.