jimmy fallon

Cringeworthy comedic gold. Like actually though. Yelp doesn't get enough attention for the sheer amount of passive aggressive meets outright redfaced angry hockey dad reviews people churn out in the name of steering other people they've never met away from unacceptable establishments. Granted, some of these reviews are truly helpful.

I'm not trying to taste the fiery pits of a five star pad thai hell on a plate unless I know that that chicken's been cooked to completion. 

What I'm seeing here is a strong, glaring symptom of Alec Baldwin's growing inability to break character: you can only play the cheeto puff-dusted, tangerine-coated, red-faced-angry-hockey-dad, golden-haired swine so many times before you lose yourself in the infinite abyss of the very man's tweet-riddled mind.