iphone

Advertisement
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Please tell us this is some sort of sick and perverse joke; or at least that younger generations aren't this far lost in the throes of a technology-addled era?

Advertisement
apple iphone burns australian woman beats samsung galaxy note 7
Via Metro
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

In the ongoing war between Apple and Samsung, the battle has turned not towards more practical and useful products and services, but rather which company can impart the most damage on its users.

As has been reported, and even mocked by the president and Grand Theft Auto, Samsung has been the champion of flamable phones for the past few months. Samsung has been an innovator in how to leave their users with burns thanks to the explosive Galaxy Note 7 smartphone.

via GIPHY

That was until the Silicon Valley stalwart Apple has had their say.

After falling asleep watching a movie on her iPhone 7, a pregnant Australian woman awoke to several “superficial” burns on her arm, leaving “an imprint of the phone and charger etched into her skin,” according to Metro.

While she’s probably relieved that the phone didn’t blowup, Melanie Tan Pelaez did claim to also “experience sudden pain, pins and needles, numbness and shortness of breath.” Genius Bar can’t fix that.

The burns, Pelaez was told, wouldn’t be covered under the warranty, as Apple “allegedly denied that the phone was to blame ‘as it didn’t have a distinct smell’ and told her the phone usually shuts down if overheating occurs.” The phone has since been sent to California for testing.

Hey, if it doesn’t smell like an Apple burn, it’s not an Apple burn. Now, let’s see Samsung build an explosion with a signature smell. Google Pixel, you smell what we're cooking?

Advertisement
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

As Steve Jobs would say, "It just works."

The good thing about iPhones is that there is an infinite amount of ways to destroy them. Whether you’re interested in a crushing, a frying, or an old fashioned dunking in the toilet, there's a iPhone death for you. Unlike the actual phone, the destruction of an iPhone is entirely customizable.

However, few iPhone deaths are as cool as the one The Backyard Scientists pulled off in this video. Taking a page from Terminator 2: Judgement Day’s saddest scene, they dipped their iPhone in Lava to similar results. 


via Gifbay

This isn’t as sad as that moment, but it’s still really cool. Once it’s submerged, the iPhone comes completely apart. But the real money is when they pour the contents into a cast-iron pan, which looks straight-up like T-1000. You’ve got to check this out. 



via Sploid

Advertisement
Advertisement
Favorite

38 Saucy Memes To Share With Friends

Who doesn't love to sit back and LOL after a long day? If you're in the mood for a leisurely chuckle, we've got a big batch of memes for just the occasion. No theme. No catch. Just 100% funny. Share them with a pal, DM one to a crush, or keep 'em all to yourself—whatever suits your mood, because these memes are for you!

Dank Memes, Funny Memes, Good Memes, Jokes, 2020 Memes, Hilarious Memes | Mark Zuckerberg Like many enjoy perambulating about on my human legs while performing ordinary activities, such as observing my phone or towing my dog with rope. Although many humans will only bend their knees forward mechanically forced do so find perambulation this fashion increases speed and efficiency by significant | life is falling apart but lighting is kinda good @piggyazaleaofficial Lana Del Rey taking a selfie
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -