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tumblr thread explaining what cats think when we kiss them as well as what cats and dogs think when we accidentally step on them thumbnail includes a picture of a girl kissing a cat 'Kitties rub their heads against their chosen people as a method of scent marking, but not of ownership. Instead, they're getting their scent on you because they know that you're a family, but you smell "Funny" compared to them. They're trying to make you smell like their family.'

Tumblr Explains Cats' Thoughts When Humans Kiss Their Heads

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misfortune and chaos | nail found inside a hamburger | car stuck in a pile of snow

Misfortune Monday: Chaos is Inevitable

Entitled family member drops in out of the blue and expects earrings back from years ago. | Hi have two gold earrings gave long time ago actually feel guilty giving them because they are inky memory have my uncle who gave them If dont wear do still them anymore, can have them back, as would like keep them and not sure why even gave them or did lend them

Family Member Expects Earrings Back From Years Ago, Reality Check Ensues

A collection of painfully obnoxious humble brags.

Obnoxious Humble Brags From Righteous Folks

A funny Tumblr story about Stabby the Roomba | voidspacer My roomba is scared thunderstorms sitting at my desk just few minutes ago, drawing, and really loud crack thunder went off-no power surges or anything, just thunder-and my roomba fled its dock and started spinning circles currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap systlin Humans will pack bond with anything. Source: voidspacer

Tumblr Thread: Roombas Are Beautiful Beings

A funny Tumblr post about a strange horticultural technique that flattens trees | biggest-gaudiest-patronuses Seguir recently learned about horticultural technique called Espalier s funniest goddamn thing ever seen.

Tumblr Thread: Strange Horticultural Technique Is Terraria IRL

Funny random memes, dank memes, funny memes, stupid memes | my past selves watching make same mistakes. table of clowns | Crabs aren't red until they're cooked. Sebastian is zombie Normal conversation pouring a huge dressing bottle over a salad

A Mixed Bag Of Memes Filled With Stupidity

A quick Tumblr post on kids' various learning struggles | fozmeadows Watching my toddler figure out language is fascinating. Yesterday were stumped he kept insisting there Lego winner" behind his bookshelf turned out be little Lego trophy cup. Not knowing word trophy he'd extrapolated word thing can win And then, just now, he held up his empty milk container and said Mummy s not rubbish s allowed be bottle meaning, effectively want this. Don't throw away But an adult ear, there's something

Quick Tumblr Post On Kids' Language Struggles

common idioms and sayings that are untrue | Smile-Fearless 2 days ago edited 1 day ago 4 4 More "If don't succeed first time, try try again had fourth grade teacher COMPLETELY against this saying. Her reasoning if doing wrong? Then just continue do wrong until give up out frustration. So, she preferred say "Keep trying different ways until get right".

Classic Sayings That Are Kind Of Wrong

Funny memes about the 1980s | this old Raise hands if remember this Oregon Trail Teu n 1. Travel trall 2. Leara about trall Green Te Ten 4. Tern eund oft la er cheicer Galliker Potomac Fan Chocolate Milk tor jen private whate | used unfriend people old days! scribbling in a yearbook

'80s Tidbits For Those Who Want A Little Stroll Down Memory Lane

funny technically accurate moments | PUSH means push. means pull. The Office Jim Halpert presentation | Gandalf movies: Gandalf Lotr actor books: Gandalf written text

Not-Incorrect Moments of Technical Accuracy

stories of memorable interactions with total strangers | ThadisJones 22 hours ago 3 3 3 3 foreign exchange student and his parents who walked past my park bench on campus and dropped his passport chased after them return and his mom started screaming at broken English like "Why have his papers? Why steal his papers while kid and his father looked like they were going die embarrassment.

Total Strangers People Will Never Forget

A funny Tumblr post about how kids should be able to play with Barbies and toy trucks | fallen-angel-with--shotgun went Renaissance faire dressed as warrior. Thad real sword with too standing character) next sword-fighting ring, where kids all ages got chance pick up sword and challenge champion. Some woman walks by, with her little girl girl starts walking towards ring, saying she wants fight. But mom pulled her away hella sharply, and like s boys.

Tumblr Thread: Anyone Can Be A Formidable Foe

A Twitter thread about how ridiculously big Croatians' toothpaste containers are. | Tea @dreampai1 Wait, so telling places other than Croatia, y'all don't have toothpaste sold buckets didn't know this solely local thing

Twitter Thread: Croatians Don't Play Around With Their Toothpaste

funny tinder, dating fails, funny dating memes | Tie - Day 1: download Tinder, look at all beautiful girls date Day 10: CRY LOT LIE TRY DOWN NOT CRY

The Funniest Tinder Posts Of The Week (9 Memes)

list of funny and fresh animal memes - thumbnail includes two memes one of meerkats gathered around heat lamp "me and my five brain cells preparing to say "here" when the teacher calls attendance" and one of a squirrel eating from bird feeder "the old ladies at the casino playing two slot machines at once"

Morning Wake Up Call: Fresh Animal Memes (November 29th, 2020)