hockey

Was trying to fix your face.

It's okay, I'm sure there's a pill for that.

And it hurts.

Although Tomas Plekanec made up for it in the third period with the goal that would put the Canadiens in the lead for good, it probably didn't help the fact that he put one into his own goal right off the faceoff in the first.

During last night's game between the Winnipeg Jets and Montreal Canadiens, Lars Eller scored a hat trick. As per NHL tradition, fans started to throw their headgear onto the ice in celebration. One fan decided to switch things up and threw a sex toy onto the ice. I need to start watching hockey more often.