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People Tweet About Their Weirdest, Most Awkward First Dates Ever

Almost every person has been on or will go on a bad date at some point in their life. I believe that awkward dates are a natural part of life, much like gravity and sunset. If you've done well enough to avoid one until now, I commend you. Honestly, you have dodged one of life's greatest bullets. But if you have a plethora of lousy date tales to tell, then welcome to the club. It's a magical place. Another Valentines Day has just come and gone, and if, like me, you were sat at home without a valentine, then these tweets about people's 'Weird, uncomfortable, funny, awkward, and ultimately entertaining' bad dates, will make you feel better about being single.

people reveal their weirdest dating stories | thumbnail text - texasblonde @texasblonde22 Replying LizerReal Went meet guy stopped and sat on bench. He grabbed my keys and started playing with my pepper spray and pepper sprayed himself face. Date over.
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15 Of The Most Tremendous Donald Trump Memes

One does not simply become president, without generating some Trump memes.

15 Trump memes mixed in with about a dozen or so Trump GIFs -so as to cushion the impact some of these may have on our more sensitive readers. Whether you love him or hate him, you've gotta admit that Donald Trump is incredibly meme material.

"We'll build a Trump meme, and make the Memeians pay for it"

Need more Trump memes? There's an abundance of Trump memes available at your disposal, such as Trump's Space Force memes or Hilarious Trump Space force memes which was related to announcing that America will be militarizing space, or the awkward memes of Trump staring at a solar eclipse or  Memes of Awkward Obama/Trump Interactions. Or wax nostalgic with photoshop memes of Trump's Executive Orders which were changed to look like a variety of hilarious scenarios that Trump has just signed. And for a simpler, more sophisticated laugh, try the Trump and Kim memes that really have a nice subtle nuance to their humor.

Donald Trump seems to be a magnet for being the subject of memes, and it really is not slowing down. Not much anyone can do to stop it so might as well sit back and laugh, regardless of where you stand politically

Trump memes that are hugely amazing, truly tremendous. Memes like this about a president, or about Donald Trump, are unprecedented.
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17 Bleak Dystopian Memes Because Nothing Really Matters

Freddie Mercury was correct in Bohemian Rhapsody when he said that "nothing really matters," because let's face it, life is meaningless and corporations have completely taken over our lives. So if for some strange reason you're in the mood to be reminded of the dystopian hell we live in, scroll down!

Funny dystopian memes about the bleak world we live in | Capitalism be like: Trade blood access knowledge ADVERTISE HERE Signal CALL NEED BOOKS? NO WORRIES DONATE PLASMA. this is some dystopian shit New donors earn up 100 one week! | shouldn't worry about ýour career world will be completely unliveable within 20 years. just try have good time while can. wiki Have Healthy Second Marriage Were Widowed
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (October 12, 2020)

The women of Twitter never fail to bring us joy and laughter, and we love sharing our happiness with you. So here's your weekly haul of the funniest women's tweets that we saw over the past seven days. We do the work, and you do the laughing. Oh, and here are last week's in case you missed them.

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text Onyx @Allanah_Morales Y'all remember principals used sit our classes our teachers became fake nice af day lol
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (November 2, 2020)

Twitter is a place for funny people to gather and throw their jokes around as they subconsciously battle to win first place as the funniest tweeter that week. And no one's musings are more humorous than women's, who provide endless entertainment with their life observations in 280 characters or less. With that said, here is this week's roundup of the funniest tweets written by women for you to scroll through. And last week's provide some great entertainment for when you're done with these.



funniest women tweets we came across this week - Text - taylor garron @taylorgarron i'm getting hotter as i'm getting older and that is because i always return the shopping cart to its proper home 7:57 PM Oct 26, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 2.4K Retweets 68 Quote Tweets 14.1K Likes
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Robert Pattinson Standing In The Kitchen Memes Makes Great Material

Robert Pattinson, the Twilight heartthrob from back in the day, has recently found his way back into the spotlight for two main reasons. The first is his upcoming performance as the new Batman, which people have pretty mixed feelings over. The second is the resurfacing of a picture of Pattinson on Instagram from 2017 (which he has since deleted). The photo shows him standing in a kitchen during the shooting of Good Time, in which he plays Connie, a petty thief. Connie doesn't exactly have the dashing looks you're used to seeing Pattinson sport in Twilight, and of course, the internet immediately took advantage of how creepy he looked. The memes are savage, but also hilarious. Check out some of the funniest ones below.

Funny memes of Robert Pattinson standing in kitchen | text - spooky blm donny @_donnydrama we kicked this dude out of the party 6 times and somehow he keeps getting back in literally no one knows who he is
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Twitter Users Reveal Ridiculous Statements Overheard At The Movie Theater

Remember the days when we could watch movies in the theater without a care in the world? Our biggest worry was which size popcorn to get (large obviously) or where to sit (back row, middle seats, duh). But those days are distant memories, and who knows when we'll be allowed back into theaters. We wouldn't even mind the obnoxious idiots who talk throughout the movie, or who have their phones on loud—just bring back normality, please! Joining us in movie theater nostalgia is writer Mike Ginn, who recently tweeted: "The thing I miss most about movie theaters is overhearing someone say the dumbest f—king thing I've ever heard before the previews start." His tweet went viral, and he received thousands of replies from people, all sharing the dumbest things they've overheard at the movies. What's yours?

tweets of dumb things people overheard at movie theaters | tweet about 127 hours movie @ Save CJ @oboe_cop Replying to @shutupmikeginn I went to see 127 hours at the cinema. Part way through a lady in the row behind me said l hope he's not going to be stuck behind that rock for the whole film
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11 Awful Things From The Internet With No Redeeming Qualities

Sometimes it just feels like everything in the world is awful, especially if you watch the news. If you want to wallow in this feeling instead of trying to convince yourself that everything is ok, have a look at the latest memes from r/awfuleverything. They have all the best non-political memes that will affirm that sometimes life is just laughably terrible.

wtf memes, awful memes, random memes, weird memes | Person - Alana Massey O @AlanaMassey Happy 4 year anniversary time had sex swamp and got UTI resisted 3 antibiotics and spread my kidneys! 7/24/17, 13:12 982 RETWEETS 2,468 LIKES
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A Humorously Mild Taste of LaCroix Tweets

Sparkling water is a decisive topic. Some appreciate a light alternative to juice and soda, and everyone else demands to know where the flavor is. It's hard for many of us to spend money on a product whose selling point is that there's almost nothing in it, and that generates some pretty hilarious complaints. For more twitter stuff, here are funny tweets to give that day a boost.

Funny tweets about LaCroix sparkling water | Mike Ingram @mikeingram00 guess question have people who love LaCroix is have tried any other beverages 13 Feb Mike Ingram @mikeingram00 LaCroix tastes like made by society which flavor is scarcest natural resource 2:03 PM Feb 14, 2018 8 8 See Mike Ingram's other Tweets
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (August 23, 2020)

Being a parent is a tough gig, and venting about all the hardships it entails is a healthy outlet for the inevitable frustration of the job. And what better place to vent than Twitter, the home of roasts and a place where you'll find the validation, solace, and sympathy you seek from fellow parents. Here are this week's funniest parenting Tweets, and last week's in case you missed them.

funniest parenting tweets of the week - cover pic tweet | Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal Being great mom: scheduling doctor's appointments, keeping track school projects, setting up playdates, making sure everyone brushes their teeth Being great dad: popsicles lunch
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