funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Witty Memes & Images For Humor Addicts

They say our memes won't pay the rent
Before it's earn'd our money's always spent
I guess that's so, we don't have a lot
But at least I'm sure of all the things we got

Memes, I got you memes, I got you memes.

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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (August 23, 2020)

Being a parent is a tough gig, and venting about all the hardships it entails is a healthy outlet for the inevitable frustration of the job. And what better place to vent than Twitter, the home of roasts and a place where you'll find the validation, solace, and sympathy you seek from fellow parents. Here are this week's funniest parenting Tweets, and last week's in case you missed them.

funniest parenting tweets of the week - cover pic tweet | Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal Being great mom: scheduling doctor's appointments, keeping track school projects, setting up playdates, making sure everyone brushes their teeth Being great dad: popsicles lunch
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Thirty-One Dumb Posts For Meme Connoisseurs

Hey, even if you're not a connoisseur of memes, you'll still definitely enjoy these. They're the perfect combination of relatable and incredibly stupid. Now get scrolling and then click here for more!

Funny random memes and tweets | BLIND PEOPLE WHILE READING HORROR STORY ON BRAILLE: Something's wrong can feel Eminem | flawlessly execute joke front 4 5 people and everyone laughs Spongebob finger guns
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31 Random Memes For When You Need To Goof Off

Tuesday might be the worst day of the week, but we can finally say that it's over! Now we can celebrate with this humble assortment of webcomics, funny tweets, and dank memes. Huzzah! 

Funny random memes, cat memes, animal memes, webcomics, web comics, love, dating memes, depression, depression memes.
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27 Random Memes That'll Help You Kick Back And Relax

Alright y'all, it's the freaking weekend and it's time to forget the trauma of the Monday through Friday grind. Whether it's tweets you're looking for or comics, or maybe some relatable memes, you're sure to find something you like in this gallery. 

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43 Noteworthy Musical Memes That'll Rid You Of Your Trebles

This one's for all the music enthusiasts! We've got the memes for you - whether it's classic rock, rap, or Mr. Brightside that tickles your fancy, this gallery has everything you could ever want. These memes, tweets and Tumblr posts are full of stupid puns that would make your dad giddy.

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21 Drunk & Morning After Texts That Are As Dubious As They Are Entertaining

It's been almost a decade since people started enjoying the schadenfreude and humor of reading drunk texts, but this sht just doesn't get old. And fortunately for all of us, until we all need to be certified sober to send texts, there will be an endless amount of wild and hilarious exchanges. 

Warning: some of these *might be falsified, but we're gonna let that slide because they're still funny as hell.

Funny drunk texts and texts from the morning after.
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Twitter Thread: Mentally Dealing with 6 Months of Global Crisis

For a lot of people, daily life doesn't look like how it used to, and it won't go back to normal tomorrow or the next day. Aisha Ahmad explains that part of getting through it is having a strategy to deal with that 6 month wall and learning how to adapt to a somehow stagnating but also everchanging reality. If it's worth anything, here are some wholesome memes.

Twitter thread 6 month wall of pandemic | Dr Aisha Ahmad @ProfAishaAhmad 6 month mark any sustained crisis is always difficult have all adjusted this "new normal but might now feel like running out steam. Yet, at best are only 1/3 way through this marathon can keep going? THREAD /x
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36 Memes And Tweets About The Joys Of Aging

There are definitely a few perks to getting older. Some people take you more seriously. You can eat whatever you want. Hopefully you can live on your own. But there are also some definite downsides. For example, the hangovers. Rampant misanthropy. Having to pay rent and bills. These observational memes and tweets sum it all up in style. Hang in there fellow, olds. We'll get through this together.

funny memes and tweets aging adulthood | By age 35 should have huge box cables but can't throw them out because pretty sure still need couple them but not sure which ones | every time 16 year olds make new word like yeet and have look on urban dictionary @BARF
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Thirty Dumb Memes For You And Yours

Lo and behold, it's been more than six months of this lockdown BS and life still really sucks here in America. We're all still miserable AF, and it seems like we'll never be free of this crap. So this is a friendly reminder to wear your damn mask. Now let's get on with the memes.

Funny random memes | Got No Chill @usamaixm Guess movie jvasq14 Bird box? Marvel's the Avengers | If 2020 hula hoop barbed wire
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Memes Ensue After Judge Barrett Holds Up A Notepad

On day two of the supreme court confirmation hearings, Amy Coney Barrett held up a blank notepad to reveal that she hadn't been referencing any notes during questioning. Many republicans were impressed by this 'epic ownage' of the libs, but memelords of the internet knew exactly what was about to go down. We all know what happens when a public figure holds up a piece of paper: memes, baby. 

We've narrowed it down to some of our favorite ACB notepad memes and even included examples of other times the internet did its thing with a blank canvas. These politicians make it way too easy. 

Funny Memes, Dank Memes, Political Memes, Funny Tweets, Supreme Court | Amy Coney Barret holding up a notepad with a drawing of Garfield with boobs | LIVE 3:01 pm ET Jared Keller W edbeter Folowing If dog wore pants would he wear them like this like this? or 31 54 U.S. SENATE BUDGET START HEALTH CARE LAW REPEAL SEN. BERNIE SANDERS C-SPAN2 Vermont C-span.org Budget Committee Ranking Member
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Parents Are Tweeting About The Expectations Vs The Reality Of Parenting

Are you crying yet? No? You must not have kids then. 

If you are crying, just remember you're not alone! 

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PETA Released a List of Animal-Friendly Idioms To Avoid 'Speciesism' And Twitter Replies

"Feed two birds with one scone"-  PETA has a list of updated idioms to "remove speciesism from your daily conversations." and people on twitter has a lot to say about it. 

PETA on twitter goes a bit cringeworthy with their demands that people talk differently
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