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The Ravens were going to make it to The Big Game, but the kicker took an arrow to the knee.

From the Smoking Gun:

When questioned by police, Thompson said that he purchased the "Master Kush" Spice "from a black male for $15" at a downtown park, according to a police report. Thompson reportedly told cops that he did not know Spice was illegal in Florida, claiming that it was "still legal in New Hampshire," his home state.

Thompson, who said that he moved to Florida three weeks prior to his September 10 arrest, was charged with felony drug possession and trespassing, a misdemeanor. He is being held in the Pinellas County jail in lieu of $1500 bond.

Or yeah, maybe just a name mixup. That's probably it. I'm going to guess that's it.

GOP Presidential candidate (and serial water sipper) Marco Rubio took a break from campaigning in Iowa today to totally annihilate a kid in the head with a football.

You can watch the short clip above, but it is even better in GIF form.

Marco Rubio hitting the kid in the face with the football is even better as a GIF pic.twitter.com/FLpnHz0un0

— Mudacris (@moody) August 18, 2015

And even better in Pokémon GIF form.

marco rubio out in iowa just trying to catch em all tbh @Mirandacgreen pic.twitter.com/An37A0Vtxo

— darth™ (@darth) August 18, 2015

Alternate title: Joe Adams' Rage Run.

Michigan punter Will Hagerup gets panicky when he botches a snap against Ohio State.

Heads up, this drunk fan drops a lot of language in this video.

That's Lamarr Houston of the Bears in their game against the Patriots. The Patriots were so far ahead they brought in their second string quarterback, who Houston reveled in sacking. Then... this happened.

The two injuries, side by side: