food

The food monstrosity is packed with taco meat and crusted with Doritos, because that's the American way! Add some melted cheese on top (DON'T ASK WHERE THAT STUFF COMES FROM) and call it a day! And by "day" we mean "you are now legally dead from food coma."

I mean, have you seen that Double Down Dog?

Ben Edelman is a Professor at Harvard who works in fraud consultation on the side. And clearly, he has WAY too much time on his hands.