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WARNING: Some scantily-clad Italian ladies, as well as senseless silly slap-fighting.

Today the internet was graced with the arrival of a new completely absurd 'bouncer fight video.' You know, the one where the bouncer completely destroys a couple jabronies who got it in them to take on a guy who by default likely prides himself on kicking the sh*t out of drunken aggressors...and also works at an irish pub.

I mean look at that stance--the bouncer's that is. Dude was born to brawl!

Pt 2 pic.twitter.com/Gax2z8TPZV

— Kev (@2jrb123) March 20, 2016

"It was the most pathetic fight ever, but because of them the traffic came to a stop in both directions.

"There was a bit of crowd gathering to watch them and a couple of people tried to separate them, but most people were in stitches at how hilarious it was."

We see a lot of ridiculous, discouraging, altogether wtf kind of bouncer/fight videos surface on the internet, but the form if you will in this video is something else...the bouncer straight up looks like Notre Dame's mascot when he squares up to destroy three booze-blinded idiots. How about how that one dude starts spitting at the end there too? 

Justin Bieber picked a fight with a much bigger dude after last night's NBA Final's game in Cleveland, and got what he deserved: an ass kicking. 

WARNING: Less than kind words ahead. And for further reference, the original.

Here's the money shot if you just want see it over and over and over: