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It's time to get some exercise. Stretch those legs, get yourself going today, don't let yourself become one with the couch. Enjoy some of these hilarious high-tempo puns and jokes that will have you gasping for breath.
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'Everything will be late': Boss denies a salaried employee's work-from-home request, so they refuses to work after hours or answer any work-related calls after 5:00 PM; derails operations
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'Don’t be that kind of neighbor!': New homeowner confronts entitled neighbor for letting guests park in his driveway, he puts up his own no parking sign
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UPDATE: Manager schedules meeting with employee during her PTO, reprimands her when she doesn't show up: 'Her boss called to chastise her for it while we were on vacation'
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Flummoxed neighbor demands to swap sides of shared garden when she sees that couple's plants are growing better than hers: '[We] spent a lot of money on new fresh soil, plant food, everything. Spent countless hours tilling and making it great for growing'
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Entitled mother-in-law throws tantrum after learning that her granddaughter isn't named after her: 'After all I have done for this family, you couldn’t even name one child after me?'
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