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Remember to activate the lock screen, folks!

Philadelphia Eagles running back LeSean McCoy made waves last week for reportedly being an abusive customer and tipping $0.20 on a $60 tab. And now, because we are incapable as a people of Letting it Go, that receipt is on ebay.

The auction is likely closed by now, but if it hasn't WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

Careful, these women use some salty language.

Warning: this dude is pissed about his iPad purchase and his language shows it.