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Twitter Users Reveal Ridiculous Statements Overheard At The Movie Theater

Remember the days when we could watch movies in the theater without a care in the world? Our biggest worry was which size popcorn to get (large obviously) or where to sit (back row, middle seats, duh). But those days are distant memories, and who knows when we'll be allowed back into theaters. We wouldn't even mind the obnoxious idiots who talk throughout the movie, or who have their phones on loud—just bring back normality, please! Joining us in movie theater nostalgia is writer Mike Ginn, who recently tweeted: "The thing I miss most about movie theaters is overhearing someone say the dumbest f—king thing I've ever heard before the previews start." His tweet went viral, and he received thousands of replies from people, all sharing the dumbest things they've overheard at the movies. What's yours?

tweets of dumb things people overheard at movie theaters | tweet about 127 hours movie @ Save CJ @oboe_cop Replying to @shutupmikeginn I went to see 127 hours at the cinema. Part way through a lady in the row behind me said l hope he's not going to be stuck behind that rock for the whole film
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Moments that Show the Weird Dumbness of Children

To put it bluntly, children aren't completely people. Their brains aren't done cooking yet, and they're absolutely not ready to bear the solemn, bill-paying mantle of adulthood. What you get are some prime examples of how weird and dumb kids are. They get their heads stuck in chairs, throw tantrums when they don't get to eat cleaning products, and climb on TVs. Kids are weird and dumb.

Kids being stupid and weird | Enormous Earl @enormous_earl 12 tried cheat at poker by pulling some cards out nearby deck nobody looking grabbed 3 kings and put them my hand, discreetly hiding cards replacing. So then there holding out my 5 cards: 3 with red backs, 2 with blue backs | won't let him eat bathroom garbage snapchat of kid crying
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Petty Opinions People Will Defend to Their Last Breath

We may not have fully rounded opinions on life or the universe, but holy crap do we know exactly how we want the dishwasher loaded. Just take these things people are certain of but have zero proof to drive home the fact that people get extremely passionate about minute details. We'll argue all day about the right way to eat a banana.

petty opinions people are passionate about | NotTheNoogie More not use microwave is clock. Stop leaving unused time on there just have hit cancel button once, damn!
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How on earth did it never occur to this customer to try out her turn signal without that little contraption dangling off of it? Some people are too ready to throw money at something they see as a problem, that could ultimately be solved with a little common sense. 

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16 People's Triumphant "Fire Me, I Don't Care" Stories

What happens when an incompetent manager threatens to fire an employee they completely depend upon? Bluffs are called.

internet shares fire me I don't care moments and they do not disappoint
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19 Head Shakingly Ridiculous Moments of Pure Facepalm

These instances might remind you that you're actually doing pretty well for yourself in the whole brain department. Hot damn, it's like life is a race to see who can do the dumbest thing ever. We absolutely love it. And boy people are dumb a lot.

facepalm moments that would make the strongest person cringe
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Foods Being Eaten Improperly

Sometimes we discover things that we didn't realize we were passionate about. For example, there's a right and wrong way to eat a burrito, and no one is allowed to argue otherwise. Sure, there are people out there making cursed foods from lucifer's larder all the time, but to go as far as to eat basic stuff the wrong way? That's asking for a fight.

food beings eaten the wrong way | bite taken out the side of an unpeeled banana | cutting pieces from the center of a pizza with a fork and knife
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Tumblr Thread On Fruits And Colors Spirals Out Of Control

Clearly these people are very confused. It's Tumblr threads like these that remind us there are poor lost souls wandering this world in dire need of an instruction manual for daily life, to avoid sure destruction. If you want some more gold from Tumblr check out this Tumblr thread about the Chilean cat foreman.

A funny Tumblr thread about fruits being named after colors | weaver-z Follow Ænzo @dolphin_dom Fun fact: blueberries are only fruit named after color rinasawayana dolphin_dom star fruit?
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Worker Deploys Petty Revenge on Elevator Rule Stickler

Most of us would agree that safety rules are important to follow. But when rules are enforced not on their utility but on the satisfactions of the people getting to abuse them, that's where people get petty. For another story of pettiness, here's a coworker who complained too much about free pizza and encouraged a petty feast.

funny petty elevator revenge story | r/pettyrevenge Posted by u/-BigBadBeef Petty revenge against petty shipyard security work shipyard. COVID has seen some pretty harsh measures which actually endorse, since shipyard attracts workers all over world. One these measures lists maximum amount people can occupy elevator at once. Only 3 can use elevator at any given time, but only one if transport materials alongside.
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