darth vader

The Consumer Product Safety Commission has put out a recall for this Darth Vader onesie sold at Disneyland because it poses a choking hazard to its intended wearer.

The joke is strong with this one.

Don't worry Vader, a lot of people have a hard time on hoverboards.

That's a man in a Darth Vader mask successfully getting away with a bank robbery in Pineville, NC last Monday. Luckily no one was injured in the event. Meanwhile, Star Wars Night at the AHL Manchester Monarchs game featured a Vader who was clearly none too experienced with walking on ice. 



Or maybe just failing to force choke members of the away team. Such is the mystery of the game.