darth vader

That's a man in a Darth Vader mask successfully getting away with a bank robbery in Pineville, NC last Monday. Luckily no one was injured in the event. Meanwhile, Star Wars Night at the AHL Manchester Monarchs game featured a Vader who was clearly none too experienced with walking on ice. 



Or maybe just failing to force choke members of the away team. Such is the mystery of the game.

Don't worry Vader, a lot of people have a hard time on hoverboards.

The Cracked team explores this storm-in-a-tea-cup situation of just how bad of a warrior Darth Vader actually was. 

Or at best he was just really lazy.

The facts are simply presented, you decide.

The Consumer Product Safety Commission has put out a recall for this Darth Vader onesie sold at Disneyland because it poses a choking hazard to its intended wearer.

The joke is strong with this one.