crying

Please tell us this is some sort of sick and perverse joke; or at least that younger generations aren't this far lost in the throes of a technology-addled era?

Is the Sarah McLachlan ASPCA commercial on, or is it just me?

I'm not crying, YOU'RE CRYING.

If you're interested in the full story of this big ol' crying mugshot, you can read it on the Sheboygan Press here.

We've all been there lil' guy, don't worry too much!