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Sure, some other crazy fellas out there have attempted and successfully accomplished this feat of fear-defying slacklining; but it doesn't happen frequently. More like, every few years. And in this case, during the video there's even a moment when our legend of the hour loses his grip, kind of stumbles, and shitness if that's enough for the instant ball shrivelin up in fear moment. 

Via Nick Nerv
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WARNING: Language in this video. And sweet Metallica covers at the 1:30 mark. If you want to see what led us to this point, check it out here:

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Via CBS Miami
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Brought to you fresh and fried out of Lecanto, Florida, The Citrus County Sheriff's Office arrested a woman on shoplifting and drug paraphernalia charges. She was apprehended amidst a shopping cart fueled joyride out of hell.

The woman's been identified as Josseleen Elida Lopez, 25. Lopez was held after scarfing down $32.36 worth of food and wine. She told the authorities she's homeless.

If you're going to hit rock bottom, at least eat some chicken, and wash it down with some wine right? In all seriousness we wish Lopez the best on her road to recovery. Deputies disclosed to the press that they found two empty syringes after arresting Lopez, which she claims she used to inject crystal meth.

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If you love crazy rants, this one's for you.

"I am Jedi Joey. Do you even question that Kenobi Wan might ???? your penis head off? George Lucas might be able to take your Spock ear and shove it up your right cranny!"

Via ViralHog
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Thought you had to live a messed up life and die to lay eyes on the fiery pits of hell. Clearly, I thought wrong.