"It wasn't my fart, I swear."
One man took to Craigslist in hopes to discover some truth to why his Tinder date bailed, and blocked him for no apparent reason. He explains in his story that he smelt it but wasn't the one who dealt it. Promising that it wasn't his lingering farts that refused to drift off... and he was right, it wasn't him.
His date responds with a hilarious and unexpected tell-all, titled "shart and come clean."
This woman is selling her ex's tricked out, Batman-themed Nitro on Craigslist, because Batman's many things, but not an abusive cheater. What would Alfred think?
Behold, "dining table" produces almost half as many results as "dinning table." There is no need to weep for humanity, we are already lost.
If anyone goes to buy this turtle off Craigslist, be sure those crushed dreams are included as listed.
The photos ahead are technically not unsafe for work, but there is one poorly photoshopped hairy bush and some grainy close-up beard photos, so beware of roaming bosses/teachers/parents/etc.
