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The video is a little long, but you'll get the idea pretty quick.

The following extremely censored footage comes to you hot and heavy out of Argentina: you can see our freshly sucked off and incriminated cop lifting up his shirt so lady cop can work his nightstick. 

... so this is what happens if you jump over police officers. According to Redditor sgr215's comment, the stunt was performed and recorded by an 18-year-old Florida resident named Charles Ross, who had been arrested earlier this year in January after recording a video of himself giving wedgies to moviegoers outside of a theater.

The pig had apparently been attacking a woman in her garden when she called the authorities to take care of it. They managed to subdue the animal (who had been distracted by a "decorative ball") and get it in their cop car. Then... well... this happened.