So like does this guy want his wife to make two dinners every night or something? Seems like if he doesn't want to do any cooking, he might have to learn how to grit through the pain and learn how to eat a vegetable. It's dietary drama like this that harkens back to this uncle who couldn't handle a vegan meal at a wedding and demanded a meat one.
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By Dan
From the submitter:
i was making a milkshake and when i tried to remove the jug from the base the arse fell out of it
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Unfortunately, we're no strangers to the cursed food items that look like they're straight out of the underworld's kitchen. What is it that compels a human being to go and whip up an ungodly creation that seems to exist for the sole purpose of making everyone else feel queasy? We don't know. With that being said though, cursed food can be strangely captivating in its own right. Like, how did that dish get so dang gnarly?
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So this guy knows that he's bad at cooking, absolutely hates cooking, but still insists on secretly adding stuff? That's some weird junk, man. It's like having a narcissistic spicy-salt gremlin lurking in your house. In terms of cooking themed childishness it's a little bit like this picky eater husband who demanded fancier meals.
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The ignorance achieved such levels that Gordon Ramsay was genuinely bewildered as to how someone could possibly not mean to serve another person straight up rancid scallops.
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Kyosuke Kagami's book entitled Condom Meals I Want to Make for You promises to show you all number of stuffed foods and ways you can incorporate a little rubber into your cooking. We know, it's everything you've asked for. You're welcome.
By Unknown
From the submitter:
A student at a top 20 university decided that it would be a good idea to bake cookies on a plastic tray.
It's embarrassing to have to drag around a person who has no inkling of respect for the people around them. They're like an angry, walking liability who's mean to servers. That's why it's so nice to see someone like that get served a little taste of delicious humble pie. Or another satisfying one, here's a customer who weaponized a tip jar to defeat a Karen.
