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Wife licker? What?

Who said buying likes/comments/shares was a waste of marketing? Just toss up a video showing your fans the cold hard cash and you're social media strategy is set!

No seriously, please tell us what this guy is getting at. Something about video games? Grief counseling? Frivolous lawsuits?

Where can I sign up?

Our favorite iconically clueless swimmer douche canoe has returned, to make fun of himself for some of his past transgressions.