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Who said buying likes/comments/shares was a waste of marketing? Just toss up a video showing your fans the cold hard cash and you're social media strategy is set!

Wife licker? What?

Where can I sign up?

No seriously, please tell us what this guy is getting at. Something about video games? Grief counseling? Frivolous lawsuits?

Our favorite iconically clueless swimmer douche canoe has returned, to make fun of himself for some of his past transgressions.