Via Reddit
TRICK QUESTION! It is nowhere on the bag anywhere. If you'll excuse me, I'm going to question everything forever now, because I have been living a processed-fake-cheese lie.
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Who cut the cheese? Seriously that reeks. Better air it out, or maybe grab a milder wheel to balance it out. These cheesy puns will have you groaning in no time, so don't go anywhere, and don't cut any more cheese.
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In this world of strict corporate policy, we sometimes find ourselves in absurd situations asking "the pickles are right there, the onions are right there, why can't I have one with pickles and onions" only to be met with a stone-faced representative saying "I'm sorry but that's impossible and I will be fired If I do that." Of course no one wants to be a Karen customer, so we are left to use our brains to develop really stupid loopholes.
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