basketball

From what we can tell, the hoop monster in question was a part of Seattle's May Day protests. Or at the very least, he was using the day as a chance to go all Monstars on the hoop. The Seattle Police Department had a good sense of humor about it at least:

Now that's a show-stopper.

Surely the rolled-ankle will heal before his ego does.

On the bright side, the Golden State Warriors ended up winning that game. So, it could have been worse?