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And here's the moment of impact, in delicious GIF form:

The food monstrosity is packed with taco meat and crusted with Doritos, because that's the American way! Add some melted cheese on top (DON'T ASK WHERE THAT STUFF COMES FROM) and call it a day! And by "day" we mean "you are now legally dead from food coma."

Indiana's Jason Kipnis FTW!

Maybe they thought the ponchos would help the team "rally". People can get awfully clannish about their home teams.