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Just kidding, it sucked.

These hilarious Amazon reviews will make you think twice before shopping online. But they'll also hopefully leave you with at least a slight chuckle. Here are some of our favorite trolling product reviews from Amazon.

Everyone, repeat after me: I am not Spiderman. I am not Spiderman. I am not Spiderman. 

Now, read this guy's TIFU story that ended up in too many injuries for one body and repeat it again. Although this is mostly some Amazon shop's fault for selling a faulty grappling hook, the guy probably could have chosen a better place to test it out for the first time. Lets hope he doesn't make the same mistake twice. 

Comedian Elijah Daniel, also the author of an Amazon best selling Donald Trump erotic fiction, told twitter for 5,000 retweets he'd get the graphic image tattooed on his leg and he 100% did. Obviously the graphic tattoo isn't for everyone, but check it out if you want to see Daniel's vision of presumably what he described in his erotic tale, "Trump Temptations: The Billionaire & the Bellboy".

And if that is not tremendous enough for our readers, then perhaps these tremendous Trump memes will help build that wall of solitude around our feelings.