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21 Drunk & Morning After Texts That Are As Dubious As They Are Entertaining

It's been almost a decade since people started enjoying the schadenfreude and humor of reading drunk texts, but this sh*t just doesn't get old. And fortunately for all of us, until we all need to be certified sober to send texts, there will be an endless amount of wild and hilarious exchanges. 

Warning: We're aware that some of these exchanges *might* be falsified, but we're gonna let that slide because they're still funny as hell. 

Funny drunk texts and texts from the morning after.
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20 Awesome Shower Thoughts That Will Blow Your Mind

It's amazing what your mind can come up with when in the warm relaxing confines of a shower. Something about being utterly alone with hot water pouring over your body just eases the mind and allows for the emergence of some wonderfully absurd thoughts. 

Showers are most definitely one of my favorite parts about living in the 21st century and having readily accessible and heated water pumped into my home.

Check out another 20 shower thoughts when you're done with these or check out the big list of 38 enlightening shower thoughts.

shower thoughts about the first bachelor party | Balloon - " first time stripper junmped out cake must have been most legendary bachelor party."
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The Gilliam family ordered cranberry juice for their toddler Gabriela, but when she took a sip they immediately noticed something was wrong. Taking a drink from her child's cup themselves, they discovered it was actually sangria (the preferred drink of college lit majors looking to forget that they need to read Joyce for Wednesday's class).

After several trips to local doctors and monitoring Gabriela's sleep patterns she's totally fine, but not after a tiny toddler bender ("She was kissing everything"). 

Hopefully she won't experience that kind of feeling again until college. Or at least late high school, who are we kidding.