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There's nothing more American than seizing an opportunity for capitalism! Except when it involves 9/11, then it's anti-American and would make a bald eagle cry...

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This Spider-Man Comic About 9/11 Is A Surprisingly Touching Tribute

It's hard to believe 16 years have passed since the terrible terrorist attacks of 9/11/2001. There have been many moving tributes since the horrific tragedy, but one that stands out for us in particular is this Spider-Man comic from 2006. Released by Marvel to honor and memorialize fallen heroes, the comic really hits us in the feels. 

Spider-Man comic in honor of the heroes who lost their lives on September 11th, 9/11, never forget.
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A Florida Walmart Invites Hatred and Memes With a Tacky 9/11 Soda Display

A 9/11 soda display that made Coke boxes into the Twin Towers prompted many responses, most of them either disgust or references to 9/11 memes.

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christmas news little girl touches elf on a shelf and fears she ruined christmas so she calls 911
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When Isabelle LaPeruta, a 7-year-old New Jersey girl, accidentally touched her Elf on the Shelf she thought she did something that would get her in trouble with Santa. According to the popular children's book, touching the Elf on a Shelf is a big time no-no and doing so means the Christmas magic goes away from your home.

Panicked that she just ruined Christmas, Isabelle did what she was told to do in an emergency, call 911.



"To her, it was an emergency when she touched the elf, and she's going to ruin Christmas, so that was her emergency. In her mind, she did right, and it was fine with us." said Old Bridge Police Lt. Joseph Mandola. Looks like the Christmas magic is back for one 7-year-old little girl.



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Check out the video above to hear a Florida resident's exchange with 911 during a PS Network outage on Christmas Day.  The operator snarkily suggests the kid should go outside or read a book, but listen 911 operator, you don't understand; THE GRAPHICS OUTSIDE SUCK.