Pretty much the only benefit of online dating is that if you don't want to talk to someone, you don't even have to respond. Sometimes people don't do a great job of conversations, so we get moments like this. For some other dating mishaps, here are women who dated toxic "nice guys" as well as a woman who bombarded a man's phone with a storm of texts.
Yes, this seriously just happened. Follow the trend on Twitter here and a bunch of meme-y goodness here.
So this guy knows that he's bad at cooking, absolutely hates cooking, but still insists on secretly adding stuff? That's some weird junk, man. It's like having a narcissistic spicy-salt gremlin lurking in your house. In terms of cooking themed childishness it's a little bit like this picky eater husband who demanded fancier meals.
Let this guy's epically messed up tale be a message to us all....it could always be worse. This one's obviously been around for a while, but we had to bring it back, cause damn, it might be one of the most harrowing live-tweet stories to ever surface on the internet. Ever.
Man on a leash being led around London (Farringdon) surely a stunt for something. #nothingisreal - pic.twitter.com/HAH7mHs6Rq
— Richard James (@richjamesuk) April 11, 2014
Spotted: A woman walking a man on a leash. #lostbet ? pic.twitter.com/CBWNBEqVs2
— Anna Hirtenstein (@ahirtens) April 11, 2014
Taking a moment to imagine uproar if man had been walking woman through Farringdon on a dog leash.
— Heidi Stephens (@heidistephens) April 11, 2014
You know you've lived in London too long when your only reaction to a man being led along on a leash is to roll your eyes and ignore it.
— Ben Meakin (@bnmkn) April 11, 2014
There's a tradition in the U.S. navy that no submarine is lost at sea, and every Christmas a broadcast is sent out to all the crews of those subs still on duty. Naturally, tumblr took it and made it into a whole ghost ship thing, which is somehow macabre but also heartwarming. Why not, people see some unexplained stuff at sea. For a totally classic navy story, here's a Navy operations officer who pulled the laziest move ever.