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Persistently Uninterested Tinder Match is a Bullet Dodged

Pretty much the only benefit of online dating is that if you don't want to talk to someone, you don't even have to respond. Sometimes people don't do a great job of conversations, so we get moments like this. For some other dating mishaps, here are women who dated toxic "nice guys"  as well as a woman who bombarded a man's phone with a storm of texts.

Dating conversation fail | 's fine Today 4:07 PM 's good sheep pictures is super cute by way. Is yours? Today 4:40 PM They're friends. And she" and he not an Sorry douchebag answers, but really hate small talk and feel uninspired let my guard down and let someone if feel like just on receiving end. Today 6:15 PM no fan small talk either but honestly 's pretty difficult start conversation with complete stranger out clear blue without much go on. And o
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Yes, this seriously just happened. Follow the trend on Twitter here and a bunch of meme-y goodness here.

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Horrible Cook Husband Keeps Secretly Ruining Food

So this guy knows that he's bad at cooking, absolutely hates cooking, but still insists on secretly adding stuff? That's some weird junk, man. It's like having a narcissistic spicy-salt gremlin lurking in your house. In terms of cooking themed childishness it's a little bit like this picky eater husband who demanded fancier meals.

bad cook husband secretly ruins food behind wife's back | r/AmItheA Posted by u/HomeTown11_ 12 hours ago 2 8 27 3 15 E 17 AITA lashing out after my husband ruined food prepared our guests F26 and My husband M33 Mike have been married year now. He doesn't cook. He's bad at His cooking is worst despite learning books/YT videos/ teaching him just never works. Every time he steps foot into kitchen turns into mess don't know He doesn't know Maybe because he's constantly busy with work (Police Officer
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Legendary Idiot Live-Tweets His Trip to the ER After Getting a Dildo Stuck in His Ass

Let this guy's epically messed up tale be a message to us all....it could always be worse. This one's obviously been around for a while, but we had to bring it back, cause damn, it might be one of the most harrowing live-tweet stories to ever surface on the internet. Ever.

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Tumblr Thread: The Still On-Patrol Submarines

There's a tradition in the U.S. navy that no submarine is lost at sea, and every Christmas a broadcast is sent out to all the crews of those subs still on duty. Naturally, tumblr took it and made it into a whole ghost ship thing, which is somehow macabre but also heartwarming. Why not, people see some unexplained stuff at sea. For a totally classic navy story, here's a Navy operations officer who pulled the laziest move ever.

Tumblr Thread on Patrol Ghost Ship Submarines | pipistrellus STILL ON PATROL learned something new and horrifying today which is no submarine is ever considered "lost there is apparently tradition U.S. Navy no submarine is ever lost. Those go sea and do not return are considered be "still on patrol There is monument about this along canal near here its worst thing have ever seen says "STILL ON PATROL huge letters and then goes on specify exactly many WWII submarine ghosts are STILL OUT THERE
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