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Nice Job, Time to Go Outside Now

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It's Just Me and the Dough Now

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"Jupiter Ascending" is the Movie All of the Reptilian Illuminati Conspiracy Theorists Have Been Waiting for

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And You Will Know for I Am the LORD, and I Will Like and Retweet This

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With Capitalization Like That, Are They Writing a Headline?

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Monarchy is Really Difficult

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Just a Reminder: Jaden Smith Still Has the Best-Worst Tweets

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Whatever World-Expanding Enlightenment (and/or Hallucinogen) Louis C.K. is on, We Want Some

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What About the Old Days of "Chinatown" and "Bee Movie"?

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You Feel Me, Man?

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Curse You Firemen, and Your Dutiful Thankless Service!

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Don't Worry, We Don't Know What We Just Read Either

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Melts in the Arena, Not Your Hands

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You Know, That Impoverished State on the East Coast

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That Assculated Quickly

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You Know, in Case You Have That Urge for a Crystal

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