voldemort

"The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches... born to those who have thrice defied him, born as the seventh month dies... and the Dark Lord will mark him as his equal, but he will have power the Dark Lord knows not... and either must die at the hand of the other for neither can live while the other survives..."

You can't unsee that. Sorry about the nightmares you're going to have now.

Really though, dark lords and trickter gods should be banned from Facebook. They're just horrible people.