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Guy with Purest of Intentions Sneaks out at 2 AM to Give His BFF a Hug, and Twitter Definitely Doesn't Want to 'Friend-Zone' Him

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DiGiorno Pizza Makes a Colossal Gaffe and Accidentally Promotes Domestic Abuse-Flavored Pie

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I Got a Toy in Mine!

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Calvin Harris Wants Nothing to Do With a New Taylor Swift Breakup Song

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Hello... Which One of Me Are You Looking For?

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Kanye West Collaborated With Paul McCartney on a New Track, Let's See How Dumb Twitter Gets About it

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A Vigil for the Plucked

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Remember Me?

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Terry Shipman Wanted to See if His Dogs Could Get as Many Retweets as Ellen's Celebs. He's Already at 60,000 and Counting.

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We Need to Make All of These Movies to Watch During Sochi 2014

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Drake is Very Upset That Philip Seymour Hoffman Overshadowed his "Rolling Stone" Cover, Good Thing He Handles it Maturely

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Moms and Dads Offer Up 35 Hilarious Parenting Tips They've Learnt Along the Way

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A Long, Sloppy Conversation With Your Sphincter

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Response of the Day: Twitter Thinks the Star Wars Boycott is Hilarious

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Crying Bernie Supporters at the DNC Didn't Escape the Night Without the Internet Noticing

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When No One Bought This Mom's Holiday Crafts, People on Twitter Stepped up in the Best Way Possible

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