A global roast on American swimmer Ryan Lochte is underway after recent reports claim that the swimmer completely made up the story that he and three other US Olympic swimmers were robbed at gunpoint.
The truth is that gold medal swimmers Lochte, Jack Conger, Gunnar Bentz and Jimmy Feigen were trying to cover up an altercation with a gas station security guard after busting down a bathroom door.
Conger and Bentz gave up Lochte to the cops and said he fabricated the entire robbery tale.
@Midnight asked the internet to #QuitYourJobIn5Words and they delivered in glorious fashion.
If the hashtag isn't obvious enough, users posted five-word phrases that would potentially cause them to lose their job.
Twitter is erupting with the hilarious hashtag of #NameBrandMovieQuotes. Check out some highlights here:
Keep your friends close but your Dominos closer #NameBrandMovieQuotes pic.twitter.com/I0WzFP4y7a
— ✨Nikki✨ (@The_mrstouch) August 24, 2016
Marco Gutierrez, founder of Latinos for Trump, found himself at the center of the hashtag #TacoTrucksOnEveryCorner after comments he made in an MSNBC on Thursday.
The Trump surrogate warned of "taco trucks on every corner" as immigration remains unchecked and the internet (or anyone who can appreciate a good taco truck) can't find anything wrong with the idea.
I don't know about anyone else out there, but I had to double-take the shit out of that weird bit of news. It is a Monday morning, and the coffee's just now beginning to take effect, after all. But no, this is real life. Nextshark reports that women across Asia are out wearing these panties that have a knack for accentuating their lady parts in attempts to get the men in their lives to linger with thirsty eyes a bit longer on an area of their physique, society is generally advised not to stare at.
Someone on the internet has declared June 29 as Heterosexual Pride Day.
On this day, just like every other day, a straight man or woman will be able to freely celebrate their sexual orientation without fear of harassment or bullying.
The hashtag #HeterosexualPrideDay has been trending on Twitter all day, and almost as soon as it appeared, the backlash began.
Donald Trump just said for us to call him "Mr. BREXIT" on Twitter:
Understandably, the internet erupted in ridicule for the man who, until very recently, was unfamiliar with the term "BREXIT" entirely:
...and for the WIN:
Kim Kardashian posted a video of Kanye West's phone call with Taylor Swift approving of the controversial lyrics to 'Famous' and the Internet went wild.
It didn't take long for the hashtag #KimExposedTaylorParty to get started, so, if you might have missed out on all the drama over the weekend, here are the dirty details as told by Twitter.
The twitter hashtag #NoWomanEver was started by Twitter user from Atlanta, @ImJustCeej. She decided to share some of her own experiences and it didn't take long for the rest of the internet to catch on.
Soon, women on Twitter were sharing their own snarky harassment stories of their own. In a mixture of funny and sad, the hashtag #NoWomanEver just goes to show just how trashy some men can be.
Do better, dudes.
Bon Appétit invited the wave of mockery on themselves with this one. By asking people to 'not focus on that' they almost ensured a multi-course series of roastings from willing people on Twitter that couldn't help but note the stupidity of this particular foodie trend.
Sometimes a hashtag will come out of nowhere and surprise the world with its greatness. This is one of those hashtags.
Nearly every woman on Twitter is getting in on #NameYourVagina. Girls are tweeting the name of the last movie they watched and BOOM a name for their vagina is born. The more horrifying the movie the better.
Adult wrapping, also called Otonamaki has taken Tokyo by storm as the latest bizarre health trend (aims to ease post-pregnancy pains and aches), and I'm getting a solid rush of anxiety just thinking about participating in this.
Social Media has been in a frenzy to shine a light on absurd gender stereotypes using the hashtag #MasculinitySoFragile. The social construction of men in today's society is under the impression that masculinity needs to be associated with crazy bro-isms. Most of which are due to some truly ridiculous marketing campaigns.
Just remember to buy the proper Kleenex brand or forever be considered a wussy.
