You better stick that tongue back in your mouth right this instant. The strongest muscle in the body and also one of the most versatile, and one we probably have more control over than any other. These slippery jokes and puns will have you tongue-wagging.

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You'd better start stocking up on Depends, just in case you unlearn your other basic bodily functions.