titanic

Time travel: Inadvertently causing 98 percent of the earth's catastrophes since I-don't-want-to-think-of-a-year-because-it-gives-me-a-headache.

As surprised as they are now, they're going to be extremely disappointed when they find out Jack Dawson wasn't real.

From the submitter:

I thought about "The Social Failure II" but this is probably more understandable to those that never traded with stocks before. And yes, the Facebook stock price sure got the same profile as Titanic...