technology

The new setting is within the security settings and allows you to "auto reactivate" your account after a set period of time. Your not-deactivated-deactivated account can still get tagged in photos, and friends can even interact with your ghost town of a wall. But Facebook knows you'll be back. THEY ALL COME BACK.

Macs are gay? But, your PC just blue itself...

No, seriously, read Brendan's link.

Your still in chat, buddy.

Not sure if extremely technologically inept or extremely sarcastic.