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superheroes
Via Miss Cellania
Florida Man is to superheroes what Billy Bob Thornton was to mall Santas. Seriously though, it seems like an inordinate number of crime news articles start with a male from the Sunshine State getting into some sort of legal trouble. Something in the oranges, perhaps? Regardless, here we see an enterprising Twitter user taking it upon himself to chronicle the misadventures of everyone's favorite alcoholic, drug-abusing, domestically violent, sociopathic, prankster/criminal/general numbskull out there. It's a burglary, it's a DUI, it's Florida Man!
It's as if Evans is battling it out with the 'Red Skull' himself. A word to the wise, a Twitter Pro Tip if you will: maybe don't go after Captain America himself, unless you're ready for a solid ass-whooping.
The TSA's spent the better part of a year confiscating these Batarangs from passengers, and documented their 'catches' on social media.
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Great, you lied to a special needs kid. Doesn't that qualify as "bullying?"
