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Tumblr Thread: The Still On-Patrol Submarines

There's a tradition in the U.S. navy that no submarine is lost at sea, and every Christmas a broadcast is sent out to all the crews of those subs still on duty. Naturally, tumblr took it and made it into a whole ghost ship thing, which is somehow macabre but also heartwarming. Why not, people see some unexplained stuff at sea. For a totally classic navy story, here's a Navy operations officer who pulled the laziest move ever.

Tumblr Thread on Patrol Ghost Ship Submarines | pipistrellus STILL ON PATROL learned something new and horrifying today which is no submarine is ever considered "lost there is apparently tradition U.S. Navy no submarine is ever lost. Those go sea and do not return are considered be "still on patrol There is monument about this along canal near here its worst thing have ever seen says "STILL ON PATROL huge letters and then goes on specify exactly many WWII submarine ghosts are STILL OUT THERE
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Guy's Twitter Story About His Psycho Ex Will Leave You Feeling SHOOK

Strap in for this wild story about a guy's totally insane ex-girlfriend!

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funny tweets | Hoemar @Hoemar 15h 4 months after getting know each other like f why wait so asked her be my girlfriend 158 795 Hoemar @Hoemar 15h WORST MISTAKE MY DAMN LIFE YO
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Horrible Cook Husband Keeps Secretly Ruining Food

So this guy knows that he's bad at cooking, absolutely hates cooking, but still insists on secretly adding stuff? That's some weird junk, man. It's like having a narcissistic spicy-salt gremlin lurking in your house. In terms of cooking themed childishness it's a little bit like this picky eater husband who demanded fancier meals.

bad cook husband secretly ruins food behind wife's back | r/AmItheA Posted by u/HomeTown11_ 12 hours ago 2 8 27 3 15 E 17 AITA lashing out after my husband ruined food prepared our guests F26 and My husband M33 Mike have been married year now. He doesn't cook. He's bad at His cooking is worst despite learning books/YT videos/ teaching him just never works. Every time he steps foot into kitchen turns into mess don't know He doesn't know Maybe because he's constantly busy with work (Police Officer
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Shoutout to Patrick Lenton for putting together this unexpected, drama-soaked saga. The tale vividly portrays the trying loops any player will jump through to adopt a virtual dog in Skyrim. It's gold, and painfully accurate.







Or, there's always the tl;dr version:

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Karen Says She Knows CEO, Tech Support Calls Her Bluff

Karen thought she could get through on a lie, but had another thing coming when tech support got wise to her BS. For a more direct approach, here's a boss who used an eye gag to remove some problem customers. And sometimes, fellow customers join in, like this customer who weaponized the tip jar to defeat a Karen.

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Couple Spent for Time Get Married Last Minute in the Grocery Store Where They Met

Harvey's Supermarket in Albany, Ga. ended up being the unexpected, though perfect setting for two lovebirds to tie the knot. Mary and Larry Tinson reunited at Harvey's Supermarket where they originally met four years ago on Thanksgiving when they were looking for last-minute recipe additions, to get married. Congrats to these two!

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Buckle Up and Grab Your Popcorn, It's Time For Zola's Wild Florida Story Ride

This epic Twitter tale comes from @_zolarmoon, and has the Internet clamoring with questions and theories about it's validity. Real or not real, this is a great American story.

As you can imagine, this story is Not Safe For Work.

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19 Head Shakingly Ridiculous Moments of Pure Facepalm

These instances might remind you that you're actually doing pretty well for yourself in the whole brain department. Hot damn, it's like life is a race to see who can do the dumbest thing ever. We absolutely love it. And boy people are dumb a lot.

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