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Welp, he's never going to THAT barber again.

Shoutout to Patrick Lenton for putting together this unexpected, drama-soaked saga. The tale vividly portrays the trying loops any player will jump through to adopt a virtual dog in Skyrim. It's gold, and painfully accurate.

Or, there's always the tl;dr version:

Cork, Ireland has some really lovely bus drivers.

UPDATE: Wal-Mart has security footage proving that most of these details are not true.