stalking

If he wasn't hiding anything, why did he drive away so quickly?

What's more stalkerish, the guy who comments or likes 93 times in less than 30 minutes, or the person who counts and records every single time he does it?

If the immediate greeting of "HI SEXY" and obvious indifference that his conversation partner has barely reached puberty isn't enough, the popped collar and grimacing half-smile puts him squarely into the creeper record books.