stalker

What's more stalkerish, the guy who comments or likes 93 times in less than 30 minutes, or the person who counts and records every single time he does it?

If at first you don't succeed...

GIRL, GET OUT OF THE HOUSE

Girl. STAHP!

If he wasn't hiding anything, why did he drive away so quickly?

CasinoRoy thought he would have a little fun with people on Facebook, so he looked up people with the same name as him, subsequently reproduced their profile pictures, then sent them all friend requests. Being a Facebook creeper was never this fun!