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Facebook's on the stock market now! Even as we speak, total strangers are buying and selling the space where you leave passive-aggressive notes and quasi-inspirational quotations for all your so-called friends to see. And how are people celebrating this auspicious day? If you're part of this group of people who allegedly have never seen each other face-to-face but still consider each other friends thanks to the false nostalgia-building that is Facebook, you make a video that tries so hard to be "uplifting" and "inspirational" it's basically a Christian Rock song with the word "Facebook" substituted for "God." Welcome to 2012.

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Twitter Explores the Stupid and Nonsensical Things We've Written down in the Middle of the Night

You wake up with this pressing feeling that you've just come up with the most genius thought. Maybe it's an idea for a screenplay or a song, and the only way to get it out of your head is to get it on paper. Then the next morning you find your masterpiece. And it just says "gorilla napkins." Weird thoughts just make perfect sense when you're asleep.Twitter knows.

tweets of things people wrote down in the night
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Warning: Expectedly terrible Youtube comment language in this video.