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Soccer. Not to be mistaken with football or any other random ball sports. A gentleman's sport full of goals dips dives cries and whistles. If you dream to bend it like Beckham, then get a laugh at these hilarious soccer jokes and puns.

Ask Google These Questions and Save Yourself the Embarrassment

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Don't Want to Send the Wrong Message or Anything

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Now Presenting: The Most Narrow-Minded Rant Against Global Sports Culture Ever

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The Next World Cup is Coming Directly to Home Video

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Any Takers?

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The Face of Victory Right There

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Never Insult a Footballer's Dress

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Hast Thou Been Coaxed Into a Snafu, Bro?

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If You're Corrupt in the Game, You're Corrupt for Real!

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For a Brief Moment, This is What US World Cup Hero John Brooks's Wikipedia Page Looked Like

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Football: Brazil's Number One Export

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Someone's Hairdresser Isn't a Fan of Portugal

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The Champions League Just Gave a Big Fu*k You to Their Fans

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Mom forces husband to watch their 5 and 7-year-old kids during work hours to prove a point: 'He said I shouldn't be so petty and prideful' 1

16-year-old abandoned on birthday weekend to study for school while parents take 13-year-old brother on vacation: 'It wasn't right of her parents to exclude her' 2

Parents demand $250k from wealthy son so they could buy a house, son denies them the money, leading to a family dispute: ‘You were born as a retirement plan’ 3

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Boss gets fed up with neighboring store's customers parking in his lot, he places boulders between the stores to block them, leading to a dispute with next-door owner: ‘A solid solution’ 6

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Mom forces husband to watch their 5 and 7-year-old kids during work hours to prove a point: 'He said I shouldn't be so petty and prideful' 1

'When I have kids, I won’t expect my co-workers to pay the price': Child-free employee stands her ground, refuses to work Thanksgiving for coworker with kids 2

Parents demand $250k from wealthy son so they could buy a house, son denies them the money, leading to a family dispute: ‘You were born as a retirement plan’ 3

'I hope you're ready to lose your job': Hungry guest throws tantrum at hotel concierge for not providing free Thanksgiving meal 4

Wife demands husband stops paying child support to his ex and starts covering more of her expenses, he refuses: ‘I told her to call her lawyer’ 5

'I said no calculators during the exam!': 17-year-old student maliciously complies with strict math teacher's calculator rule, brings non-electronic calculator to the test 6

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