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Ah, breathe it all in: Stoner Christmas is upon us. Did it smell particularly dank on the commute to work this morning? Mysterious clouds and coughs and maniacal fits of laughter pervading across your area? Happy 4/20, and isn't it nice to see a little humor from a police department hailing out of Minnesota, which is a state already harsh on marijuana laws. Yep, possession of 42.5 grams of marijuana's classified as a felony with implications of up to 5-30 years in prison.

The notoriously outspoken T-Mobile CEO seized the moment and poked fun at Verizon for releasing their earnings reports on the most acclaimed and toasted and stoned of days: "This is the same company that's made questionable decisions one after the other for the past four years and now finds itself losing customers to T-Mobile on a regular basis," a company spokesperson wrote. "There's really only one explanation… Verizon has been #VerHIGHzon this whole time."

The company then proceeded to repeatedly post a couple memes (see below) in an almost obsessively compulsive fashion; both were posted several times with different text:

Happy Stoner Christmas to all, and to all a good day. Now get back out there and deconstruct the universe ya bunch of red-eyed, devil lettuce-slinging fiends.