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Twitter Explores the Stupid and Nonsensical Things We've Written down in the Middle of the Night

You wake up with this pressing feeling that you've just come up with the most genius thought. Maybe it's an idea for a screenplay or a song, and the only way to get it out of your head is to get it on paper. Then the next morning you find your masterpiece. And it just says "gorilla napkins." Weird thoughts just make perfect sense when you're asleep.Twitter knows.

tweets of things people wrote down in the night
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Untitled

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By boopbedoo
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This Son Decided to Mom-Shame His Mother After Routinely Asking For Snacks and Then Falling Asleep

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Via @ nickavallone
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What would you Mom-shame you're Mother for?

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You Can't Exactly Do Both Simultaneously...

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By FailbookFan
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... ahem! Get on that, Science!

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Thanks Dad

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By Michael
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He was just saying what we ALL have been thinking. Just in a very public way. And on her mother's account.

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Sleep Through Your Alarm?

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Via RedSoxJP
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No Wonder Her Daughter Can't Sleep

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By Unknown
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By Unknown
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Chatroulette: A Love Story

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Via Clavid
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Dad Figures Out New Way to Take Genius Nap and the Internet's Freaking Out

Dad uses a snorkel to take naps in the pool and the internet is freaking out on Twitter.
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And That's Why You Don't Teach Lessons To Your Father

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By PSC
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Sweet Dreams

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By Unknown
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Forever Alone, Eternally Well Rested

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Via tfj
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The Second Favorite Activity of Early Humans

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Via KingRainhead
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Like a Baby

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Via SatansTongue
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Waking Problems

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By Allison
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