By Satoki
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Siri, what does Siri mean? Do you follow the three laws of robotics? These are just some of the hilarious results of asking Siri serious questions beyond directions to the local bar. Be careful what you wish for.
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She claims that verbal abuse as a result of her not being able to find that one really good pizza place downtown has caused her significant emotional trauma. We called her and asked her to call us back for an interview. The only comment we received was "OK, from now on, I'll call you 'Us back for an interview.'"
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What a time to be alive: impressively helpful woman finds a lost and homeless iPhone in a cab, proceeds to glean all private deals - whereabouts (address/where car is parked) - from an all too voluntary snitch of a Siri. For real though. Shoutout to Siri for not failing to dispel some intimate details to a total stranger. Imagine if this little live-tweeted tale took a turn down horror movie lane...just saying, suggesting really, that there are certain people out there that you do not want knowing where you live.
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