shopping

You're going to be waiting a loooong time.

Good Business Practices Tip #37: If the customer seems especially unreasonable or uncooperative, ask him or her if he or she is on his or her period (never assume the customer is male. Wrong guesses are catastrophic in 98 percent of cases). This will assure the customer that you are understanding and compassionate.

Also, in what universe is someone forced to watch QVC?