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Some people get embarrassed when they're buying condoms. This guy isn't one of them.

He's also creepy around strangers, but at least he's self-confident.

I'm not saying you're cheap, but if you're selling for as low as a Blackberry ...

Pregnancy can strike at any time, and there are no known preventative measures. It just doesn't work that way.

If locks were so easy to open, why would we even need keys?

(in this metaphor, keys are the suave dating skills of a class-A gentleman)

Thank you, third poster.